A Ticket for the Preacher (joke)

A preacher was trying to get to a conference in a busy city.
He circled the block of the building many times, and could only find a space in a no parking zone.

He wrote a note that said....

"I've circled the block 10 times, and couldn't find a meter.
If i don't park here, I'll miss my appointment.
'forgive us our trespasses.'"


When he got back, he found a ticket, and a note.....

"I've cricled the block for 10 years.
If I don't give you a ticket, I'll lose my job.
'Lead us not into temptation!'"